Self-restraint

I've been serving food to you people for over 30 years now, and it's about time I said a few things I've been holding back. Most of you I've never met before, several I've known for decades; either way, it is extremely unlikely that I will be able to provide you with an accurate answer to the question "Will I like that?" I don't get paid enough to provide that kind of service, nor are we so intimate that I could possibly know, and I say that even of those with whom some intimacy has been established. Frequently I'll reply that, "based on our extensive previous interactions, I think the Yellowtail might be a better choice", but what I want to say is "how 'bout you find yourself a teaspoonful of self awareness and fucking think for yourself?" So this is what this blog will be about, I guess. I've been waiting a very long time, and my patience is wearing thin.